Read this aloud. What is it about?

You could do better than a newspaper, but a newspaper is still better than a magazine. That's for sure. No second thought about it. Even if we live in a digital age and all that. Ha ha, and your mobile, that's of no use, Mister. Doesn't matter if you have the latest thingamajig with 4G or whatever. Without a doubt, a seashore is better than a street. Heck, a street can never be better than a seashore. Even a terrace can do better. Yeah, the seashore is streets ahead of the street. The sun and the wind are both good, but not the rain. Pani puri alongside maybe good, but pani from above, not so much. Little boys enjoy it a lot. Men become little boys. Despite the glass pieces, it's not difficult to hold. Although that doesn't guarantee you won't get cut. If it gets cut, you don't get a second chance. It's not a long-distance call, after all, even if catching it might seem like that from a distance, if you catch our signal.